What to Wear When Speaking Publicly About Masturbation?
I’m performing tonight at the First Person Festival, which is now in its 10th year. Because I’m a first-person writer willing to vomit forth any tidbit of revelatory personal information, people always assume I’m participating in the Festival. In fact, they used to ask me a bit derisively: “So I guess you’re in the Festival, right?” At first I used to think, “No, you jackass,” but then I started thinking, “No, you jackass, but why not?”
What to Wear When Speaking Publicly About Masturbation?
I’m performing tonight at the First Person Festival, which is now in its 10th year. Because I’m a first-person writer willing to vomit forth any tidbit of revelatory personal information, people always assume I’m participating in the Festival. In fact, they used to ask me a bit derisively: “So I guess you’re in the Festival, right?” At first I used to think, “No, you jackass,” but then I started thinking, “No, you jackass, but why not?”
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